I’M NOT GONNA LIE THIS RIGHT HERE WOULD BE AN AMAZING STORY IDEA
LIKE HOLY HELL IMAGINE A SECRET SERVICE OF WISH AGENTS, EACH ONE SPECIALLY DESIGNATED TO CARRY OUT A CERTAIN PERSON’S WISH
I WANT THIS TO BECOME A THING PRONTO
I kind of want it to be called Fairy Godmothers or something and have shady looking men in dark suits going around looking really suspicious and then it transpires that they’re granting wishes.
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
LIKE MAH STATUS IF YOU DON’T GIVE A FUCK
like my status if you like PENIS
LIKE MAH STATUS IF YOU LIKE
My blog needs this desperately.
Am I allowed to like ALL the statuses?
Two thumbs up for Tumblr.
I actually care what people on Tumblr have to say
umm ever since the beginning of time
I wouldn’t have wanted to discover tumblr any earlier though ugh just imagine 13 year old me here no thank you nobody would enjoy it
people on Facebook are all like
“omg you don’t know me”
“stop judging these people omg”
“you people need to stop being jerks because i have feelings”
“you know my name, not my story
…and then there’s Tumblr
“omg feels let us cry together in fandom unity”
“OMFG I AM SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE” …goes back onto dashboard every day for the rest of eternity
“hey an insane photo, let’s point out everything except the obvious reason it was posted”
“you know my story, not my name”
If you cannot reblog this, I’m sorry for you… Perhaps one day
My main reason for liking Tumblr over Facebook?
HEY, LET’S ACTUALLY HELP THESE PEOPLE WE CARE ABOUT!
well um, actually?
I feel bad for you guys
I used to be like you,
but now I’ve just deleted all the people I don’t like from my Facebook
and it’s all just people I like now
who post decent stuff and aren’t mean or vain or homophobic or whatever
so honestly I love Facebook these days
it feels great
HAHHHAHA HOLY SHIT, snoop “snoop dogg” lion just uploaded my homestuck fanart to facebook
I’m not sure what to do with my life now, honestly